• Weekend Vibes

    Weekend Vibes

    February 23, 2018

    Why the hell would you go BIG when you can go HOME?                              …

  • Parenting

    Table Talk: Sleeping Through The Night

    February 19, 2018

    Is it real? Is it possible? Is it even human? I feel like this is the question that I get asked the most as a mom and we hyper-focus on altogether. As a brand new mom,…

  • Weekend Vibes

    Weekend Vibes

    February 16, 2018

    Mom Flu: Like the regular flu, except no one cares.                              …

  • Parenting

    Raising Male Cheerleaders

    February 13, 2018

    I strongly feel that women are getting a wave of empowerment right now. One might say we are being heard, occasionally listened to, and even sometimes taken seriously. Is every other female as weirded out as…

  • Weekend Vibes

    Weekend Vibes

    February 9, 2018

    I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do -Michael Scott -also,Shelby Pals                        …

  • Parenting

    Baby Fever

    February 7, 2018

    I, Shelby, am a control freak. I’ve known that since my 8-year-old self used to write plays and micromanage her friends into the parts she wrote for them and write them off when they didn’t follow…

  • Weekend Vibes

    Weekend Vibes

    February 2, 2018

    Adulthood is like the vet and we’re all dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.                            …

  • Uncategorized

    Decorating For Cheap

    February 1, 2018

    When Pat and I got to the fun part of our home renovation (decorating) we had already gone well over our budgeted amount for the house. I didn’t want to start spending Joe’s college savings (that…

  • Parenting

    To The Guy At Kroger

    January 30, 2018

    Someone asked it. People, someone asked me that. I didn’t have time to answer him in the moment. We were in the check-out aisle which is its own form of hell. There’s too much that can…

  • Weekend Vibes

    Weekend Vibes

    January 26, 2018

    Perfect skin is wasted on children. Where are you going looking so dewey, Joe? The sandbox? Fucking circle time? Gimme that glow.                            …