Monthly Archives

April 2017

  • Parenting

    Ambulance Anniversary

    April 27, 2017

    A year ago, in a faraway land called St. Louis where there’s a population above 1,000 people and buildings that have more than 2 stories, we landed ourselves at Barnes-Jewish Hospital. I never imagined I would…

  • Pregnancy

    Hot Sauce In My Hospital Bag, Swag

    April 20, 2017

    I suppose I can thank Beyoncé for the hot sauce idea and for most brilliant ideas. What better item for inducing labor than adding a little Frank’s Red Hot to your hospital bag to start the…

  • Parenting

    The Invisible Mother

    April 13, 2017

    Rarely can I convince myself to go shopping. Add being pregnant to that previous concept and it is an idea that is almost inconceivable to me. Being huge and draining my checking account aren’t two things…

  • Pregnancy

    How To Give Birth Out Of Your Butthole

    April 6, 2017

    I may never write a better title. God, it makes me happy. This experience did not. Taking your very first shit after giving birth is a horrifying experience; extremely comparable to labor. It is one I…

  • Woodwork

    The Dining Room Project

    April 2, 2017

    I must begin with an apology because this is kind of a cruddy picture of our before dining area because I’m splitting it into two posts. We never took a decent before photo of the other…