Monthly Archives

May 2017

  • Parenting

    Rage Mode

    May 25, 2017

    I was driving home from work the other day, Formation by Beyonce came on and naturally, I cranked it up to 33. (33 is my Kia’s weird maximum volume) The number 33 is set aside only…

  • Parenting Pregnancy

    Naked and Afraid

    May 21, 2017

    We have hit a steady stream of predictable with Joseph and I have to say I never thought I would see the day. He is happy more often than not, can tell me what hurts in…

  • Woodwork

    Here’s Your Mother’s Day Solution

    May 11, 2017

    Can’t decide what to get the woman who does god damn everything? Get her a beautiful table to put all those friggin’ home cooked meals on that she may or may not (me) cook. Buy her…

  • Pregnancy

    Baby Clothes Are Stupid

    May 4, 2017

    Don’t get me wrong. I love, love me some cute baby clothes. I could spend all my money on them if I had all the dinero in the kingdom. I don’t. But, this is not about how…