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December 2017

  • Parenting

    The Mom Friend

    December 28, 2017

    Yesterday I made a friend. I came home and I was so jacked. I couldn’t stop pinging around the house…happily. Dishes are dirty? No problem! Toddler is screaming? It’s FINE! The house is fucking wrecked? I’ll…

  • Parenting

    Sex After Baby and Other Horror Stories

    December 22, 2017

    The term “hatchet wound” is not new to me. I learned the phrase when I used to be an employee, but mostly an avid customer at a local bar in our town. The term was frequently…

  • Parenting

    Diary: December 2017

    December 15, 2017

    Joe You have become obsessed with Dinosaurs on a level I can’t comprehend. You would be a dinosaur if you could. Then we’d all be dead because all you choose to do with your dinosaurs is…

  • Parenting

    Meet The Parents

    December 13, 2017

    I wrote this to Joe before I had him. I am shocked at how similar I still am to this person that wrote these words below. It’s kind of a gem of a find. I finally…